Hinglish Teacher in Class

Hinglish Teacher

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A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area was

transferred to a school in

Bombay. He reported for duty two days before August

15 and, as was the

practice in the school, was asked to address the

assembly on

Independence Day.

Here's his dynamite speech : Leddies and Gentulmens,

Contemporaries,

Children, "This is my first maiden speech. If small

small mistakes get

inside my speech, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I

wanted to joint your

school more fastly, but for the following reason.

Too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in

three-tyre

compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I

put complaint on

station master. He said me to go to lady clerk. At

first she also

rejected. With great difficulty she gave a birth

only to my son. Anyway

I thanked the station master because he was

responsible for getting

birth of my son.

We got independent because of great leaders linke

Gandhiji who

get-outted all angrezi peoples from India. Tilak

said Swaraj is our

birth-rate and we shall halve it. Today we all halve

our birth-rate. You

children are future dynamic generators of the

Nation. Look into future

time only. No backside looking, or looking at your

behind. Be like great

like X' raj Ranjan of Germany or Presidents like

Loosebelt.

You know genius, no? It is one per cent perspiration

and ninety seven

percent evaporation. They became great by reading

great books. After we

finish you here in the school, you can go to college

and get B.A., M.A.

and other decrease. Then you can become great liars

in the supreme

courts, shattered accountants, or leacherers in

college.

The school is like a garden. You are the seeds,

school is the soil. We

will bury you in this soil, pour water of knowledge

on your heads and

one day will become great phools. Many vacancy job

come in newspapers.

Only yesterday I saw in paper "Wanted for refuted

engineering firm:

Generators, highpower condensors" so and so forth,

etc. These jobs may

be teknickel, but you can rise. If you have flare in

English, you can

become teacher.

I am now ending this fastly. My God blast you! Thank

you and thank God I

am finished. Joy Hind!