Boys Vs Girls Jokes + Boys And Girls Club

Two girls were playing chess
(joke doesn't end here).
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girl 1-
Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe hai.
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girl 2:
Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi
bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.
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The joke doesn't end here either:O
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Phir waha ek ladka aata hai.
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Boy:
Chalo girlzz, chess khelate hai.
both girlzz:
Nahi, tum to hume aasanise hara doge.
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Boy:
Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur mai akela.
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both girl:Phir bhi hum haar jayenge
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Boy :Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.
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both girlzz:
Haan. yupee Phir thik hai.:DD
The joke still doesn't end.
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Dono obviously haar jate hai aur ladka whan se
chala jata hai.
girl 1:
Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left
hand se bhi hara diya usne.
girll 2 (thoda sochne k baad ):
Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
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girl1:
Kaise?
girl 2:
Saala lefty hi hoga.....

Two girls found Rs 1000
on road........... ..... .
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Girl 1 : what to do with this
money now?
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Girl 2 : lets take 50-50
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Girl1 : okay but what about
other 900rs. ? ;) :P

Define Girls!!

The 1 who
before goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&
put on
lipstick,
lipgloss,
lipliner,
perfume,
body toner,
body lotion,
eye liner,
eye shadow,
eye maskara,
foundation,
face powder,
rings,
bracelet,
neckless,
nail paint,
party dress,
Sandle,
Purse and
says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi

Define boy!!

The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask :
“bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?”
Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya..
Boys alwayz rocks… :D