Best Comments In Source Code + Funny Comments

I was surfing on google for some issue and find one forum. I can stop laughing after reading hilarious comments. I bet you will laugh.

 1.
//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows


2.

//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 42
//

3.
Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up;  //ha ha

4.
// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

5.
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.


6.
// drunk, fix later

7.
// Magic. Do not touch.

Who Why When Why Me?

8.
#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers







 9.

/*
 * You may think you know what the following code does.
 * But you dont. Trust me.
 * Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
 * night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
 * enough to "optimize" the code below.
 * Now close this file and go play with something else.
 */