Deadly PJs of Year 2011 + Funny Jokes +Bhayankar Pj's

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."
Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"
Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia hai."


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Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Qun... Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The



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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this baby’s voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this



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Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why??
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!



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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha
"COMING SOON"



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A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
But the call goes to another woman.
They loved & got married.
Moral: an !dea can change ur wife



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Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me?
Don't know??
He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house
EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW...



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A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note "This Bill is one year old"
He got his bill back with a note that read "Happy Birthday!"



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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa.



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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver



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Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, "Darr Nahi Lagta?"
Aadmi- "Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya."



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Bin Laden's son was studing in an American school.
Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children"
He answerd, "KILL ONE"



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Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."
Sardar: "So what? U have writen outside
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...

Dedicated To All Husbands from All Over the World: Video of Month "Jab Se Huyee Hai Shadi"

This Song is dedicated to All friends....

Retro Cars (1938-1969) Collection HD Wallpapers + Retro Car Photo Gallery

Mother's Day Special: Mothers day SMS in Hindi/English, Quotes+ Mothers day Special Song+Songs List

"When U are a mother, U r never really alone in Ur thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child."

Love you Maa

Mothers Day Special Song:

Dedicate this lovely song to Your MOM:

"God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers."

Mothers Day is celebrated in several country across the globe though the month and date on which Mother's Day is celebrated in different countries varies. Most countries celebrate Mothers Day on second Sunday in the Month of May.

The first celebrations in honour of mothers were held in the spring in ancient Greece. They paid tribute to Rhea, the Mother of the Gods. During the 17th century, England honored mothers on "Mothering Sunday," celebrated on the fourth Sunday of Lent.

Mother's Day Date Different countries celebrate Mother's Day on different dates. Check out the exact date for Mother's Day in your country from the list of Mothers Day dates 2011 given below and start preparing for a big surprise of love for her. Mother's Day 2011 Country Day Date India Second Sunday in the month of May May 8, 2011 United States Second Sunday in the month of May May 8, 2011 Australia Second Sunday in the month of May May 8, 2011 Belgium Second Sunday in the month of May May 8, 2011 Brazil Second Sunday in the month of May May 8, 2011 Canada Second Sunday in the month of May May 8, 2011 Denmark Second Sunday in the month of May May 8, 2011 Finland Second Sunday in the month of May May 8, 2011 Germany Second Sunday in the month of May May 8, 2011 Greece Second Sunday in the month of May May 8, 2011 Italy Second Sunday in the month of May May 8, 2011 Japan Second Sunday in the month of May May 8, 2011 New Zealand Second Sunday in the month of May May 8, 2011 Singapore Second Sunday in the month of May May 8, 2011 South Africa Second Sunday in the month of May May 8, 2011 Turkey Second Sunday in the month of May May 8, 2011 Sweden Last Sunday in the month of May May 30, 2011 Austria First Sunday in the month of May May 8, 2011 Hong Kong First Sunday in the month of May May 8, 2011 Netherlands Second Sunday in the month of May May 8, 2011 Taiwan First Sunday in the month of May May 2, 2011 Hungary First Sunday in the month of May May 2, 2011 Portugal First Sunday in the month of May May 2, 2011 Spain First Sunday in the month of May May 2, 2011 United Kingdom Fourth Sunday in the month of March March 14, 2011 Romania First Sunday in the month of May May 2, 2011

SMS:

M is for the million things she gave me,

O means only that she's growing old,

T is for the tears she shed to save me,

H is for her heart of purest gold,

E is for her eyes, with love-light shining,

R means right, and right she'll always be.

Make for me a place within your heart

On which I can depend. For only you

Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,

Home through all the wanderings of my years,

Eden that no other can renew,

Root I cannot rend through rage or art.

A mother serves her sugar with

A bit of peppermint

To clarify the passages

That carry what she meant

When she first set to bear a soul

Quite separate from her own,

Whom she would cherish, yet must teach

To live and die alone.

There is no velvet so soft as a mother’s lap,

no rose as lovely as her smile,

no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps.

You’ve seen me laugh

You’ve seen me cry

And always you were there with me

I may not have always said it

But thanks and I love you

Happy Mother’s Day.

Many hugs

Only luv never anger

Teaching me

Helping me

Every smile when I was sad

Raising me to be strong

List of Mother's Day Songs

• Thank You Mom
• I Want a Mom
• Mothers Day Song
• No. One Mum!
• Thank You Mom
• I Want a Mom
• Mothers Day Song
• Thank you Jesus for my mum
• I Love My Mommy
• I Love Mommy
• What Can I Give You
• "M-O-T-H-E-R"
• Mother's Day Song
• On Mother's Day
• I Love Mommy
• I Love Mother
• Mothers Day
• My Mommy Helps Me
• My Special Friend
• I Love you Mom
• Sometimes Mom Says
• Flower Basket for Mom
• A Mom's a Special Lady
• Thank You, Mom
• I Love Mother...
• I Love My Mommy
• Five Pretty Mommies
• Mom Says
• Mommy Takes Good Care Of Me
• It's Your Special Day
• Mother my Darling
• A Song for Mothers
• A Song for Mothers
• THAT MY MAMA

Mothers Day Songs Lyrics:

THAT MY MAMA

She's the shadow out in the hot sun

She's the one who cheers for you to have fun

She's the one who wipe your tears

She doesn't want you to cry

She's the one who helps you for the first step

She's the one who bares all the mishap

She's the one who bares all tears

She'll never say you goodbye

And thats my Mama see thats Right

And thats your Mama on your side

she's better then than your best friend and thats true

She'll never leave you

And thats my Mama see thats Right

And thats your Mama on your side

she's better then than your best friend and thats true

She'll never say to you goodbye

My heaven Lies beneath her feet

She's the kinna one who's never discrete

from the problems she'll never retreat

one to rely

Yes we all do hurt her many times

Yes we make her cry too sometimes

even then She's our sunshine

Lighting our life so high

And thats my Mama see thats Right

And thats your Mama on your side

she's better then than your best friend and thats true

She'll never leave you

And thats my Mama see thats Right

And thats your Mama on your side

she's better then than your best friend and thats true

She'll never say to you goodbye

thank you

JO-G

JO-G Productionz

Top 10 Individual High Scores In ODIs + ODI Cricket Highest Individual Scores + Top Ten Highest Individual Scorers

1). Sachin Tendulkar (India): 200* vs South Africa in Gwalior on Feb 24, 2010 - Tendulkar carried his bat as he became the first batsman in the history of one-day internationals to score a double century. He faced 147 balls in his innings and hit 25 boundaries and 3 sixes as India posted an imposing 401 for 3 on the board. In reply, South Africa was all out for 248 in 42.5 overs with only AB de Villiers (114*) offering any resistance, but this match was all about Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar.

2). Charles Coventry (Zimbabwe): 194* vs Bangladesh in Bulawayo on Aug 16, 2009 - Coventry was an unknown quantity in international cricket before this knock, and he has hardly done anything worth a mention since; but he wrote his name in cricket's record books with a 156 ball-194*, which contained 16 boundaries and 7 sixes. The next highest score in Zimbabwe's total of 312 for 8 was Stuart Matsikenyeri's 37. Despite Coventry's heroics, Zimbabwe lost the match thanks to Tamim Iqbal's 154 as Bangladesh won by four wickets and 13 balls to spare.

3). Saeed Anwar (Pakistan): 194 vs India in Chennai on May 21, 1997 - Anwar broke Sir Viv Richards' 13-year old record for the highest score in ODIs at the time and his 194 (146 balls, 22x4, 5x6) helped Pakistan score 327 for 5; and despite Rahul Dravid's 107, India lost the match by 35 runs.

4). VIV Richards (West Indies): 189* vs England in Manchester on May 31, 1984 - This is easily one of the greatest ODI innings of all time. Sir Viv walked in with the score at 11 for 2 and then watched from the other end as West Indies collapsed to 166 for 9. He then decided to impose himself on the English attack and did so in style as Richards and Michael Holding (12*) put on an unbroken 106-run partnership for the last wicket. Richards hit 21 boundaries and 5 sixes in his memorable knock to help West Indies score 272 for 9 in 55 overs. His assault must have broken the England team's spirit for they hardly put up a fight and were bundled out for 168 with Richards taking 2-45 in his 11 overs.

5). Sanath Jayasuriya (Sri Lanka): 189 vs India in Sharjah on October 29, 2000 - Jayasuriya had established himself as one of the most intimidating opening batsmen in world cricket by this time and in the Coca-Cola Champions Trophy final against India, he carted the Indian bowlers all over the stadium and sent the fielders on a leather hunt en route to a 161-ball 189 that contained 21 hits to the fence and four over it. Jayasuriya's assault meant India had to chase 300 to win the tournament, but Chaminda Vaas (5-14) and Muttiah Muralitharan (3-6) bundled the opposition out for 54 in 26.3 overs to give Sri Lanka victory by 245 runs.

6). Gary Kirsten (South Africa): 188* vs UAE in Rawalpindi on Feb 16, 1996 - This World Cup clash was always going to be a mismatch and Kirsten treated the UAE bowling attack with utter disdain as he carried his bat to remain 188 not out (159 balls, 13x4, 4x6) as South Africa amassed 321 for 2 and went on to thrash the minnows by 169 runs.

7). Sachin Tendulkar (India): 186* vs New Zealand in Hyderabad on Nov 8, 1999 - This match is mainly remembered for Tendulkar's unbeaten 186 (150 balls, 20x4, 3x6); but it is often forgotten that he shared a 331-run partnership with Rahul Dravid, who made 153 in as many deliveries. Tendulkar and Dravid's partnership saw India post an imposing 376 for 2 on the board. New Zealand was never in the run chase as they lost wickets at regular intervals before being bowled out for 202 in 33.1 overs.

8). Shane Watson (Australia): 185* vs Bangladesh in Dhaka on April 11, 2011 - In a savage attack on the Bangladesh bowling attack, Watson hit 15 boundaries and 15 sixes (a record in ODIs) in his 185* off only 96 deliveries. Watson's knock was also the highest by an Australian in ODIs. He completed his sixth one-day hundred off just 69 balls, the third-fastest by an Australian after Matthew Hayden (66 balls) and Adam Gilchrist (67 balls).

9). MS Dhoni (India): 183* vs Sri Lanka in Jaipur on Oct 31, 2005 - Kumar Sangakkara's 138* and his 151-run partnership for the third wicket with Mahela Jayawardene (71) saw Sri Lanka post a total of 298 for 4. Sri Lanka may have thought they had done enough to win the match, but a young upstart by the name of MS Dhoni had other ideas as he led India's run-chase with a fabulous 183* off 145 balls (15x4, 10x6) as the hosts overhauled the score with six wickets to spare in 46.1 overs.

10). Sourav Ganguly (India): 183 vs Sri Lanka in Taunton on May 26, 1999 - Another match in which Rahul Dravid made a century, but his innings was overshadowed by a magnificent ton from somebody else. That somebody else, in this match, happened to be Ganguly who scored 183 in 158 balls with 17 boundaries and 7 sixes. Ganguly and Dravid (145) added 318 runs for the second wicket as India amassed 373 for 6. Robin Singh's 5-31 saw Sri Lanka bowled out for 216 as India won this World Cup Group A match by 157 runs.