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• The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.

• Sometimes when I reflect back on all the ciggarettes I smoked, i feel ashamed. Then I look into the ciggarette & think about the workers in the ciggarette factory & all of their hopes & dreams. If I dont smoke this ciggarette, they might be out of work & their dreams would be shattered, Then I say to myself, it's better that I smoke this ciggarette & let their dreams come true then be selfish & worry about my LUNGS.

• Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

• My wife thinks "freedom of the press" means no-iron clothes.

• When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.

• A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession.. .even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.
After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"


• "Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire' "
Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.
"What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?"
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.


• Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

• Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal


• A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!

Calories List: Free List Of Calories In Food+Food Nutritional Chart,

Estimated Calories in Some Food Items

Fruits per 100 Grams
Apple -56
Banana -153
Chickoo -94
Cherries -70
Dates -281
Guava- 66
Black Grapes- 45
Litchies -61
Mangoes- 70
Orange -53
Papaya -32
Peach -50
Pears -51
Pineapple- 46
Plums -56
Pomegranate- 77
Watermelon -16

Vegetables per 100 Grams
Cabbage -45
Carrot -48
Methi (fenugreek) -49
Spinach -26
Onion -50
Potato -97
Brinjal - 24
Cauliflower- 30
French beans - 26
Peas -93
Tomato -21
Lettuce - 21

Cereals per 100 Grams
Bajra -360
Maize flour- 355
Rice -325
Wheat flour- 341

Breads per piece
1 medium chappati- 119
1 slice white bread - 60
1 paratha (no filling)- 280

Milk & Milk Products per cup
Cow milk -100
Buffalo milk- 115
Skimmed milk- 45
Buttermilk - 19
Cheese - 315
Butter 100gms. - 750
Cream 100gms. - 210
Ghee 100gms -910

Others
Sugar 1 tbsp. - 48
Honey 1 tbsp - 90
Coconut water100 ml- 25
Coffee - 40
Tea - 30
Orange juice 100ml - 47
Tomato juice 100ml - 22

Srisailam Temple + Bhramaramba Mallikarjunaswamy Temple-One Of The 12 Jyotirlinga Temples Dedicated To Lord Shiva.

This was my first visit from Hyderabad after my posting.My Mom and Dad came to Hyderabad first time so by the weekend we decided to go to Srisailam.We booked a Car started our journey in morning 5:00 AM.Here are few intresting facts about the Srisailam.
Srisailam is a holy town and mandal, situated in Nallamala Hills of Kurnool district, Andhra Pradesh, India. It is located on the banks of River Krishna, about 232 km south of Hyderabad. The presiding Deities of this kshetram Lord Mallikarjuna Swamy is one of the twelve Jyothirlingas and Goddess Bhramaramba Devi is one of the eighteen Mahasakthis and both are self-manifested. The unique feature of this kshetram is the combination of Jyothirlingam and Mahasakthi in one campus, which is very rare and only one of its kind.There is a common belief in vogue that this Holy Kshetram exists from times immemorial. The antiquity and origin of God Mallikarjuna Swamy and Goddess Bhramaramba Devi is not known.

Lord Rama himself installed the Sahasralinga, while the Pandavas lodged the Panchapandava lingas in the temple courtyard.Heroic legends from the Mahabharata and Ramayana are sculpted in stone on the temple walls and the Mahabharata epic refers to Srisailam as Sri Parvata - the blessed hill. You can hear the buzzing of a bee through a tiny hole in the Brahmaramba temple, where Parvati, in the form of a bee, slew the demon Mahisasura.


DARSHANAM

The timings of the temple is as follow:


From To
4.30 AM - 5.00 AM Mangalavadyams.
5.00 AM -5.15 AM Suprabhatam.
5.15 AM -6.30 AM Pratahkalapuja, Gopuja and Maha Mangala Harathi.
6.30 AM -1.00 PM Darshanam, Abhishekam and Archanas by the devotees.
1.00 PM -3.30 PM Alankara Darshanam.
4.30 PM -4.50 PM Mangalavadyams.
4.50 PM -5.20 PM Pradoshakalapuja.
5.20 PM -6.00 PM Susandhyam and Maha Mangala Harathi.
5.50 PM -6.20 PM Rajopachara puja (Parakulu) to Bhramaramba Devi.
6.20 PM -9.00 PM Darshanam, Abhishekam and Archanas.
9.00 PM -10.00 PM Dharma Darshanam.
9.30 PM -10.00 PM Ekantha Seva.
10.00 PM -Closure of the temple.

Srisailam near Hyderabad is also an unique forest sanctuary apart from being an important pilgrimage town. It is a wonderful destination for it makes a refreshing weekend break from Hyderabad. The forest of Srisailam is the hub of the largest tiger reserve in India. The reserve of Srisailam acquires 3568 square kilometers of land and shelters animals and birds of different species. They are as follows:

* Blackbuck
* Panthers
* Tiger
* Chinkara
* Spotted deer
* Nilgai
* Pangolins
* Leopards
* Soft-shelled turtles
* Porcupines
* Crocodiles
* Birds
* Snakes


Places Can Be Visited:-

Distances of all tourist attractions from Srisailam temple

1. Sikharam : 8K.M
2. Hathakeshwaram : 4K.M
3. Phaladhara & Panchadhara : 4K.M
4. Kailasa dwaram : 7K.M
5. Bhimuni Kolanu : 10K.M
6. Sakshi Ganapathi : 3K.M
7. Srisailam Dam : 15K.M
8. Istha Kameswari : 21K.M
9. Pathaleshwara Swami : 1K.M
10. Ankalamma Temple : 0.5K.M
11. Bayalu Veerabhadra swami : 1/2K.M
12. Pancha Mathalu : Towards West of Sri Bhramaramba devi temple
13. Mallamma kanniru : 1K.M
14. Sivaji memorial : 0.5K.M
15. Siddhi Ramappa Kolanu : 0.5K.M
16. Ganga Bhavani bathing ghats : 0.5K.M
17. Pathala Ganga : 2K.M
18. Akka mahadevi caves : 12K.M
19. Kadali vanam : 17K.M
20. Bhairava sela : 13K.M

On the way while coming back we were crossing forest of Srisailam which is largest tiger Reserviour in India.when we crossed the srisailam dam it staretd raining and till we were in forest it was raining whole time. On the way we saw monkeys and cows crossing the roads.I heard a lot about the forests but it was my visit to any forest.It was really one of the most memorable journey.

How To Reach:-


Air:

The nearest Airport is Hyderabad (230 K.M.) from where buses are plying to Srisailam everyday frequently

Rail :

Markapur, which is 91 K.M. from Srisailam in Guntur-Hubli, line on South Central Railway from where buses are available to Srisailam.
Road:

Srisailam is well connected by A.P.S.R.T.C.Buses not only from all corners of the State but also from Bangalore, Chennai etc. The Karnataka Road Transport Corporation is also running buses from various main cities of that state.

LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE…

January 01 - 09 ~ Bird
January 10 - 24 ~ Slug
January 25 - 31 ~ Cockroach
February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite
February 06 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
February 15 - 21 ~ Skunk
February 22 - 28 ~ Snake
March 01 - 12 ~ Ape
March 13 - 15 ~ Cockroach
March 16 - 23 ~ Slug
March 24 - 31 ~ Parasite
April 01 - 03 ~ Bird
April 04 - 14 ~ Snake
April 15 - 26 ~ Slug
April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk
May 01 - 13 ~ Slug
May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog
May 22 - 31 ~ Cockroach
June 01 - 03 ~ Slug
June 04 - 14 ~ Skunk
June 15 - 20 ~ Bird
June 21 - 24 ~ Ape
June 25 - 30 ~ Parasite
July 01 - 09 ~ Slug
July 10 - 15 ~ Bird
July 16 - 26 ~ Bullfrog
July 27 - 31 ~ Parasite
August 01 - 15 ~ Ape
August 16 - 25 ~ Slug
August 26 - 31 ~ Skunk
September 01 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
September 15 - 27 ~ Parasite
September 28 - 30 ~ Bird
October 01 - 15 ~ Ape
October 16 - 27 ~ Skunk
October 28 - 31 ~ Snake
November 01 - 16 ~ Cockroach
November 17 - 30 ~ Parasite
December 01 - 16 ~ Bird
December 17 - 25 ~ Ape
December 26 - 31 ~ Bullfrog

If you are a Bird : A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth! ! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of th em being quality-personified .

If you are a Slug : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

If you are a Cockroach : uite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person.. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight.. An outdoor person, you disl ike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... Hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.....

If you are a Parasite : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Skunk : You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.

If you are a Bullfrog : You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware; it is easy for you to fall in love....
If you are a Snake : You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are a Ape : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the centre of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!

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10 Intreasting Facts About Sun

Interesting Facts About the Sun

Think you know everything there is to know about the Sun? Think again. Here are 10 interesting facts about the Sun, collected in no particular order. Some you might already know, and others will be totally new to you.
1. The Sun is the Solar System.
We live on the planet, so we think it's an equal member of the Solar System. But that couldn't be further from the truth. The reality is that the mass of the Sun accounts for 99.8% of the mass of the Solar System. And most of that final 0.2% comes from Jupiter. So the mass of the Earth is a fraction of a fraction of the mass of the Solar System. Really, we barely exist.

2. And the Sun is mostly hydrogen and helium.
If you could take apart the Sun and pile up its different elements, you'd find that 74% of its mass comes from hydrogen. with 24% helium. The remaining 2% is includes trace amounts of iron, nickel, oxygen, and all the other elements we have in the Solar System. In other words, the Solar System is mostly made of hydrogen.

3. The Sun is pretty bright.
We know of some amazingly large and bright stars, like Eta Carina and Betelgeuse. But they're incredibly far away. Our own Sun is a relatively bright star. If you could take the 50 closest stars within 17 light-years of the Earth, the Sun would be the 4th brightest star in absolute terms. Not bad at all.

4. The Sun is huge, but tiny.
With a diameter of 109 times the size the Earth, the Sun makes a really big sphere. You could fit 1.3 million Earths inside the Sun. Or you could flatten out 11,990 Earths to cover the surface of the Sun. That's big, but there are some much bigger stars out there. For example, the biggest star that we know of would almost reach Saturn if it were placed inside the Solar System.

5. The Sun is middle aged.
Astronomers think that the Sun (and the planets) formed from the solar nebula about 4.59 billion years ago. The Sun is in the main sequence stage right now, slowly using up its hydrogen fuel. But at some point, in about 5 billion years from now, the Sun will enter the red giant phase, where it swells up to consume the inner planets – including Earth (probably). It will slough off its outer layers, and then shrink back down to a relatively tiny white dwarf.

6. The Sun has layers.
The Sun looks like a burning ball of fire, but it actually has an internal structure. The visible surface we can see is called the photosphere, and heats up to a temperature of about 6,000 degrees Kelvin. Beneath that is the convective zone, where heat moves slowly from the inner Sun to the surface, and cooled material falls back down in columns. This region starts at 70% of the radius of the Sun. Beneath the convection zone is the radiative zone. In this zone, heat can only travel through radiation. The core of the Sun extends from the center of the Sun to a distance of 0.2 solar radii. This is where temperatures reach 13.6 million degrees Kelvin, and molecules of hydrogen are fused into helium.

7. The Sun is heating up, and will kill all life on Earth.
It feels like the Sun has been around forever, unchanging, but that's not true. The Sun is actually slowly heating up. It's becoming 10% more luminous every billion years. In fact, within just a billion years, the heat from the Sun will be so intense that liquid water won't exist on the surface of the Earth. Life on Earth as we know it will be gone forever. Bacteria might still live on underground, but the surface of the planet will be scorched and uninhabited. It'll take another 7 billion years for the Sun to reach its red giant phase before it actually expands to the point that it engulfs the Earth and destroys the entire planet.

8. Different parts of the Sun rotate at different speeds.
Unlike the planets, the Sun is great big sphere of hydrogen gas. Because of this, different parts of the Sun rotate at different speeds. You can see how fast the surface is rotating by tracking the movement of sunspots across the surface. Regions at the equator take 25 days to complete one rotation, while features at the poles can take 36 days. And the inside of the Sun seems to take about 27 days.


9. The outer atmosphere is hotter than the surface.
The surface of the Sun reaches temperatures of 6,000 Kelvin. But this is actually much less than the Sun's atmosphere. Above the surface of the Sun is a region of the atmosphere called the chromosphere, where temperatures can reach 100,000 K. But that's nothing. There's an even more distant region called the corona, which extends to a volume even larger than the Sun itself. Temperatures in the corona can reach 1 million K.


10. There are spacecraft observing the Sun right now.
The most famous spacecraft sent to observe the Sun is the Solar and Heliospheric Observatory, built by NASA and ESA, and launched in December, 1995. SOHO has been continuously observing the Sun since then, and sent back countless images. A more recent mission is NASA's STEREO spacecraft. This was actually two spacecraft, launched in October 2006. These twin spacecraft were designed to watch the same activity on the Sun from two different vantage points, to give a 3-D perspective of the Sun's activity, and allow astronomers to better predict space weather

Master Blaster Sachin In Different Mood +Download The Latest Sachin Pictures

All of us know that Sachin is very shy.He speaks rarly if required.look at the different virsion of Sachin R. Tendulkar ,Only man in the Cricket history to score 200 in one-day internationals.Though Sachin has many records in the history of cricket still alws down to earth.

True Story- How To Catch the Thief An Intresting real Story From IIT Bombay.

One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not

study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.



In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty

with grease and dirt. They then went up to

the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on

their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all

the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.



So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked

him and said they would be ready by that time. On the third day they

appeared before the Dean.. The Dean said that as this was a Special

Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for

the test... They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.



The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.



Q.1. Your Name............................ (2 MARKS)



Q.2. which tire burst? (98 MARKS)

a) Front Left

b) Front Right

c) Back Left

d) Back Right.....!!!



True story from IIT Bombay ...Batch 1992

Ramo Ji Filmcity-Worlds Largest Filmcity,Perfect Destination For Weekend.

As now i'm Living in Hyderabad.With my friends I decided to go to Ramoji FilmCity on This Weekend.We were total 12 friends get up early morning by 7Am.As we booked a bus whose timing was Shar 8am.A perfect weekend Holiday destination is Ramoji Film City.A tour to Ramoji filmcity will tell you why it is acknowledged by Guinness Book of records as one of the largest Film Studio In the World.Ramoji Film City (RFC),A place where you can treat your entire family to an out of the world experience. A chance to be a part of the magic, allure and grandeur that defines the very spirit of fun, entertainment and relaxation! It is the world’s largest integrated film studio complex at over 2,000 acres of land. It is also a popular tourism and recreation centre, containing both natural and artificial attractions including an amusement park.

RFC has a five star hotel and a three star hotel with an attached restaurant, besides one coffee house. But, the best coffee is available at the small café attached to the lobby/ ticket/ security entrance. The ticket is Rs 200 per head on Sunday and Rs 150 per head on weekdays. For children above three years of age it Rs 150 on a Sunday and Rs 100 on a weekday. The cost includes guided tour of the film city and transportation within. For those who want to take their own cars, you will have to pay Rs 700 per person.
It is open from 9.30 to 3.30. There are two dance and stunts performances at 10.30 am and 4.30 pm respectively which will be very entertaining.

Day Tours – Enchanting and Exclusive: At Ramoji Film City, you would experience various exhaustive, yet distinct tours that would take you on an exciting journey of discovery and exploration!


The one stop for fun and entertainment : Eureka, the land of endless fun, excitement and entertainment transports you into the glorious past! One moment you’re walking down a lane of the Mauryan empire and the next, you find yourself transported into a rugged town of the American Wild West. Or, if you so please, experience the royal ambience of the Mughal era! Each theme area has something new to offer. For instance, the mouthwatering cuisine at tastefully decorated restaurants -–Alampana, Chanakya, Gunsmoke or the Ganga Jamuna. And if you think you’ve seen it all, just take a closer look. There is pulsating entertainment and cultural shows that add to the fun and gaiety of the atmosphere! What’s more, the unique Ramoji Film City souvenirs available at Magadha, Meena Bazaar, Frontierland or Black Cat Warehouse, the exclusive outlets, would be a treasure to possess and a pleasure to gift.

How To Reach:

Bus Service From Hyderabad City:-
Point to point bus service from Hyderabad city to Ramoji Film city.The bus starts Paryatak Bhavan,Greenlands at 8:45am everyday.



Ground Transport:
Our airport extension counter ( located near the main exit ) will assist you in securing transport to Ramoji Film City. At the counter, you can also obtain general preliminary information about the Film City.

* By Bus:
From Koti (Women's College Bus Stop)
Route Numbers : 207, 204A, 205, 205A, 205B, 206, 299

From Secunderabad (Uppal Bus Stop)
Route Numbers are : 290S, 290A/F, 290T

* By Auto
From Mahatma Gandhi Terminal - Dilsukhnagar - L.B.Nagar - Ramoji Film City
(Vijaywada Highway No.9)

From Nampally Railway Station to - Abids - Koti - Dilsukhnagar

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Arz kiya hai..........!!!!!!
Har ek muskurahat muskan nahi hoti,
nafrat ho ya mohabbat asan nahi hoti,
aansu gam ke or khushi ke ek se hote hai,
magar inki pehchan asan nahi hoti.....!!!!

Arz kiya hai....
Bhool hui ho humse to,
bhool samajh kar bhula dena,
magar bhulana sirf bhul ko,
kahi hume na bhula dena.........!!!!!!!

Arz kiya hai.....
Ishq karne wale aankho se aankho ki baat samajh lete hain,
Sapno mai mil jaye to mulakaat samajh lete hain,
Rota to ye aasman bhi hai apni dharti ke liye,
Par log use barsaat samajh lete hain.......!!!!

Arz kiya hai.....
Ishq karne wale aankho se aankho ki baat samajh lete hain,
Sapno mai mil jaye to mulakaat samajh lete hain,
Rota to ye aasman bhi hai apni dharti ke liye,
Par log use barsaat samajh lete hain.......!!!!

Arz kiya hai.......
Unhone apna kabhi banaya hi nahi,
jootha hi sahi pyar dikhaya hi nahi,
Galtiyan apni hum maan bhi jaate,
par kya kare kasoor hamara hume bataya hi nahi.....!!!!!

Arz kiya hai...

ya rabba de de koi jaan bhi agar.
Jara gaur farmayega..
ya rabba de de koi jaan bhi agar,
ya rabba de de koi jaan bhi agar,
Draw the circuit diagram as shown in figure.

Palat palat kar dekhate rah gaye hum
Unki julfo me esa khumar tha,
Wah wah.. Kya khumar tha.......
Palat palat kar dekhate rah gaye hum
Unki julfo me esa khumar tha,
Sari khusia badal gai gam me,
Jab pata chala ke wo SARDAR tha.....

Na jeene ki tammna hai na marne ka khauf
(fellings to dekho)
Na jeene ki tammna hai na marne ka khauf
The number you are trying to reach is switched off.

Us pari ko zameen par kisne bulaya,
Us pari ko zameen par kisne bulaya,
Daya pata karo DHONI ka max mobile kisne churaya.?

Arz Kiya hai...

Mere Hath ki bani khichadi jara chakhna,
(Wah kya test hai)
Mere Hath ki bani khichadi jara chakhna,
GARNIR FRUCTIS -- Apna khyal rakhana..

!!!!!...... BADMASSSHHH SHAYAR......!!!!!

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Arz Kiya Hai...

takdir me jo hai wahi milega,

Dekho takdir ki bat chal rahi hai..
Jara gaur farmayega.,.,

takdir me jo hai wahi milega,
takdir me jo hai wahi milega,
Hands Up, Apani jagah se koi nahi hilega.

Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?
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Ans: On Television....
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A FANTASTIC PJ:
Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
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Guess plz....
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He'll ask:
"Where is Pop Corn?"

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Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
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It means....
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Cartoon Network for Business Community !!

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Q: Do u know what is the meaning of PYAR?
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Some friends sitting on the table in a BAR.....
& saying.....
"P - YAAR"

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Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.


Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.

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Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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ANS:
Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....

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Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???
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Guess???
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Give it a shot....
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MARUTI 800!!!

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Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not follow him.
Why?
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Bcoz the Dog was afraid,
'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'

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Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
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Socho....
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Kol-Kata.....

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Q: Dada Kondake opened a Bank in the memory of his Mother's Grandmother
i.e. Great Grandmother.
What did he name the bank?
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Think!
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"I CHI I CHI I" Bank.

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Q: Ek Kaana Ladka kisi ladki ko propose kare to kaunsa song gaayega?
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Ek NAZAR se bhi pyar hota hai, Maine suna hai....

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Bear this PJ !!
Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Think!
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Think!
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Simple!
The Latter is Vaccinated...!!

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Q: Why does the BAA of "Kyunki Saas bhi Kabhi Bahu thi" never die?
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Coz God Never Dies....
Confused?
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BAA 'KHUDA' TUMHI HO!

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Q: If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?
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MOTHER-BOARD!

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Q: Why did the Tightrope Walker visit the ATM?
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Ans: To check his balance....

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UNBEATABLE PJ:

Q: According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??
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ANS:
HOLI.
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Coz....
He Keeps Saying...
"Holi CUB hai,
CUB hai Holi...."

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